Stinkers

Highlight of the trip was hanging out and bonding big time with my nephew, Anders. He pooped on my neck, and I love him even more for it.

Lyngør

Tannkrem

The absolute finest toothpaste, my darling. Mmm yes, Buffy and I only use the most decadent of oral hygiene products. Mmm, yes.

Sykkeltur

Holy shit am I ever about to take a demanding bike ride after taking this pic of the borrowed wheels. The roads are nothing but up and down, up and down, up and down, lonnng winding currrve, up and down, up and down. I think it took me three hours to go ten miles.





After huffin' and puffin' my ass up and over Fort Fartlek, I stopped and turned around in a fit of jealousy when I spotted this sweet mini ramp. It's the local school's mini ramp. The local, friggin', school's.

Øl, Øl, Øl (del tre)

Okay now, here we get to some of the best bears of the trip. Aass Bock is my bag. This is the staple beer I prefer out here, which is odd because almost all the other Aass beers taste like a wet belt. It's also has my favorite label. I hope to spot a goat drinking out of a barrel of beer someday.


The Ø beers. This is some of the best beer Norway has to offer. Perfect anytime, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. This is the Norge brand that has the most presense over here in the States.

Får Bøyd Manet

Til Stranden

Hey, what ya know, it's one of my cousins. We're hopping into the boat to go check out the beach scene.



Here's the beach scene. It's basically a group of huge rocks. Please disregard the jeanie weanie in the foreground.

Parrr-tay.

Baby bottoms <3<3<3.